Now she hardly recognizes herself at all.

Listening to: Ferras // Hollywood's Not America

Say hello to my flying friend.

Hello!
Fly, friend, fly!

And because my flying friend is so special, she gets special birthday post. :D

Here are some facts about my flying friend.

• My flying friend is a narcissist. Too bad there isn't a bigger word for "narcissist", because it would suit her extremely well.

• My theory as to why my flying friend enjoys poking holes into her ears is because she had a lumbar puncture while she was still in diapers, drinking from a bottle filled with baby formula. Strange, but true!

• My flying friend has been my flying friend for 5 years. That's like ... 35 in dog years! Long!

• My flying friend and I used to speak in "Ye Olde English" back in Form 3. Just for kicks. And then there were the teeny sessions ... and those conversations with God ... Whaddafeck weih, friend. Why are we so weird?

• I love my flying friend because even through all the ups and downs, she's still my flying friend. :D

Happy Birthday, Jia Huey!
Now we go eat Carbonara and Mista Salad, yes?
Because I purposely put your name in purple. Haha.

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I had a happy for about 2 days after a certain someone came to visit.

Sadly, I ran out of happy this morning.

Thankfully, I got it back when Seng Lee bought me a Chocotop™ ice-cream from the McDonalds™ drive-through we happened to pass by while on the way home.
Made my day, it did. Thanks. (:

Oh. And having that bowl of Maggi Mee Kari™ helped too.

Fatsville, here I come!

And here's a snail for everyone from me.
Because I'm random like that.

Swear on this knife you that you never loved me.

Listening to: National Product // Sad Excuse

Stupid bitch. Tag me again. But, I'm bored. So you're lucky!

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs.
B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.
C) Continue this game by sending it to other people.

#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
The bastard gets his balls chopped off, skewered and roasted over a fire.

#2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To get straight A's for AS. D:

#3. What will your dream wedding be like?
On a beach.

#4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
Isn't everyone?

#5. What's your ideal lover like?
The ideal one, lah! Do you really have to know?

#6. Which is more blessed? Loving someone or being loved by someone?
Both. You can't live without doing both. & I quote Moulin Rouge, "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return". One of the best movie quotes EVER.

#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I don't know. I love so many people. Haha. I'm full of it.

#8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
I can't blame him. Brad Pitt is like, attached to the sexiest woman alive.

#9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Not much, other than the fact that I'm always so greedy, lazy and am constantly being called names by a certain someone.

#10. Is being tagged fun?
No. Haha. But it's a way to pass the time when you're dreadfully bored.
Whaddaheck am I saying? I have a law test to study for and a mind map to make! What is wrong with me?!

#11. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Erm... Still breathing?

#12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Family and friends. & Brad Pitt. MARRY ME.

#13. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
You are such a bitchy whore. Ell Oh Ell.

#14. Would you rather be rich and single or married but poor?
Rich and single. I'm such a miser. If you can't support me, then why should I marry you?!

#15. What's the first thing you do every morning?
Turn off the freaking alarm.

#16. Would you give all in a relationship?
I quote Cordelia from King Lear, "I will only love that person according to my bond, no more nor less."

#17. If you fall in love with 2 people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Whoever wins in a wrestling match with a sumo alligator.

#18. What type of friends do you like?
The ones that I'm hanging out with. (:

#19. What type of friends do you dislike?
The ones that I DON'T hang out with.

#20. Tag 8 people:
1. David Beckham.
2. Uncle Bob's Chicken.
3. Charlie the Unicorn.
4. The Monkey King.
5. Miss Piggy.
6. Kermit the Frog.
7. Snuffle Upagus.
8. Mickey Mouse.

I win.

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FiFi is asking me to post about happier things.

Sorry, Fi! I'm full of teen angst. Haha.
I'm not a naturally funny person.

Okay. Happy things. Think happy thoughts.
"Think of happiest things! It's the same as having wings!"

"Think of a wonderful thought, any merry little thought!
Think of Christmas, think of snow,
think of sleighbells, off you go!
Like reindeer in the snow!
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!"

What the freak. Why am I so lame?

Random facts, anyone?
1. I bought myself new pink headphones because my black ones are busted.
2. I am really tempted to buy 2 guitars. But, I lack the funds. Still. Grr.
3. My pinky is crooked.
4. I finished my literature essay. FTW.
5. I should finish my Law mindmap.... And study....

K Bye.

& it's warmer than when I fell in with you.

Listening to: National Product // November Night

The wind dead in whispers
Shattered thoughts with your name inside of them
And the wind, it whistles
Secretly asking you to find out

And they call you out while you know
They declined to scream out loud
Don't be opposed to breathe

The leaves are falling down around us
Secretly plotting and swift is the winter
Everything's turning brown around us
And winter

The silence that blinds us
Seconds more when it's all behind us
And the whispers will guide us
Desperately asking you to find love

And they call you out while you know
They declined to scream out loud
Don't be opposed to scream

The leaves are falling down around us
Secretly plotting and swift is the winter
Everything's turning brown around us
And winter
And it's warmer than when I fell in with you

The leaves are falling down around us
Secretly plotting and swift is the winter
Everything's turning brown around us
And winter

Cause all the leaves are falling down around us
Cause all the leaves are falling down around us

And it's warmer than when I fell in with you
It's warmer than when I fell in with you
And it's warmer than when I fell in with you
Cause it's warmer than when I fell in with you

And it's warmer than what I felt within you
It's warmer than what I felt within you

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Pride.

One of the seven sins. In fact, its the most deadliest of all.
I am a proud person. Too proud at times, in fact.
To the point where I am scorned.
By loved ones. By peers. By complete strangers.

But.... what is it that I am proud of?

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This will be the highlight of my year.
Heath Ledger in the most epic performance of his entire career.

Someone take me out to watch it. Like soon.

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Ying Xian has got me hooked on dancing.
For the past week, I've been watching video clips from So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew just to scrutinize and analyze every move those dancers make.

They're so...elegant and graceful to the point where it baffles me.
I never knew one could move so fluidly and smoothly.

I'd love to be able to move like them.

This is our fate, I'm yours.

Now playing: Jason Mraz // I'm Yours

First tag by Eng Teck.
1. At what age you wished to marry?
-When I'm ready.

2. Will you consider sexual relationships before marriage?
- No.

3. Do you smoke?
- No. & I never will. Smoking is a detestable habit.

4. What is the latest gadget that you own?
- An i-Pod Video which I oh-so-cleverly pilfered from my brother.

5. Who did you mostly text yesterday?
- No clue. I hardly text anyone nowadays.

6. How old are you and are you a virgin?
- Turning 18 and yes, I am.

7. What is the latest thing you bought with your own money?
- McDonalds Strawberry Sundae. (:

8. Chocolates, Oreo or Vanilla?
- Dark chocolate bars and vanilla ice-cream.

9. Where do you wish to get married?
- I don't think I believe in the concept. After all, why risk a divorce?
But, if I had to. I'd love a wedding at the beach. Something simple. Yes, I'm a softie and a romantic at heart.

10. How old do you think you'll be permanently owned by love?
- From the time we took our first breath.

11. How many kids do you want?
- No idea as of now. But, I'd like a boy named Caleb or Dante and a girl named Harmony.

13. Where is the latest restaurant you had dinner in?
- Dinner? Sushi Groove.

14. What is your full name?
- Yi Ming.

15. Name the latest book you bought?
- King Lear by William Shakespeare.
- Contract Law by Elliot and Quinn.

16. Do you prefer your mother or father?
- Quite frankly? My mother.

17. Do you believe in God?
- This reminds me of that song Cassie by Flyleaf.

18. Name the first person you want to meet for the first time?
- Lee Hom.

20. Do you do your own laundry?
- Sometimes.

21. The most exciting place you want to go to?
- Places that I haven't been to and am dying to see with my own eyes.

22. Hugs or Kisses?
- Hugs.

23. Single or attached?
- Contrary to "popular" belief, I am single. Not sure if I'm looking though.

24. Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you :
Eng Teck:
- Much more of a girl than I am.
- A camera whore.
- Noisy! ( Love you too. (: )
- My bitching buddy at times.
- Emo bastard. Haha. Kidding!

25. I tag :
Your face.

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Tagged by Ying Xian.
8 Things I'm passionate about :
- Music.
- Reading.
- Family & friends.
- Writing.
- Performing.
- Believe it or not, dance is something that has been appealing to me for quite awhile now. Its just that I never have the time to take those classes and it is also due to the fact that I have 2 left feet. But for now, watching the fluid movements of dancers suffices. Although, it does sound terribly appealing to be in their shoes for once....
- Movies.
- I haven't anything else. My life is pretty simple as of now.

8 Things I say or do often :
- "What the - "
- "Shut up!"
- "Oh. My. God."
- "Dear, sweet Lord."
- "What the gay?" [ stolen from Jia Wei. You seem to have rubbed off on me. Haha. ]
- "HEY!" [ note that this "hey", comes with an exclamation mark. It is not in any way, a method for me to greet a person, but rather something that spills out when I'm annoyed. ]
- This bad habit I have, I take off my shoes and sit cross-legged on the chair. It's fairly rude of me to do so in front of lecturers, but it's just so comfortable!
- According to someone I know, he always sees me with earphones plugged in my ears. So yeah, I listen to music a lot. But "a lot" is probably an understatement.

8 Things I've recently read : ( my, my. I need to pick up reading again. )
- King Lear by William Shakespeare.
- The Shakespeare Secret by J.L. Carell.
- Troy by Adele Geras.
- Plain Truth by Jodi Picoult.
- Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult.
- Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.
- The Anthills Of The Savannah by Chinua Achebe.
- Contract Law by Elliot & Quinn.

8 Songs I could listen to over and over again: ( at the moment. )
- Wang Lee Hom // 此刻， 你心里想起谁？ Who Are You Thinking Of At This Moment?
- Wang Lee Hom // 請留住你的腳步 Leave Your Footsteps.
- All Time Low // Remembering Sunday.
- McFly // Not Alone.
- McFly // She Falls Asleep (Part 2).
- Jason Mraz // I'm Yours.
- John Mayer // Slow Dancing In A Burning Room.
- Battle // Big Change.

8 things I've learned this year and last :
- Things change. Even if you don't want them to.
- People will always have your back even if you think that they don't.
- Life's too short. And time moves too quickly.
- It is not worth it to acknowledge people who have spit and trampled on you.
- Never expect anything from anyone. You'll just feel disappointed in the end.
- Don't put things off. It will just stress you out. A lot.
- That the Subway in front of Taylors is rather mediocre compared to the glory that is the Subway sandwich in Sunway Pyramid.
- Ramly burgers are oh. so. good.

& thus, I conclude the tags.

Was I invading in on your secret?

Listening to: McFly // Too Close For Comfort

Quite frankly, McFly produce rather smashing tunes, despite the fact that they once wrote a song which contains a baffling reference to "cellulite dreams" and the subject's "gluteus maximus" and another that mystifyingly throws Anne Boleyn & Frankenstein into Dracula's home country and tries to extract a life metaphor from the entire thing.

But that's not the point.

The point is, McFly produce rather smashing tunes.

& Harry is fit as hell. But that's not the point either!

The point is, still, McFly produce rather smashing tunes.

Yes. Yes, they do.

This blog is in dire need of an update.