Saturday, July 18, 2009

David Bowie - Fame.

Yesterday, I got down to some deep thinking. I haven't been thinking very deeply for months, so it's about goddamn time.

And I realized that I have never wanted something as much as I do this.

I want to live that lifestyle so badly it hurts. The more I think about it, the more I want it. In all my years, I've never wanted to live that life as much as I do now.

My bones ache for it. Screams for it. Every fiber of my being is telling me that there is where I want to be, that it's where I belong. It cries out to me like a giant humpbacked whale, singing it's song out into the unknown.

I want. And I will get.

On a more lighter note, because a post from me is never complete without THIS!


STRIP BABY STRIP.


And Adam bids you adieu.


And the reason why I hardly ever update my blog now, is because I have Twatter, I mean, Twitter and it's pretty much the best thing ever. I'm so addicted to it, it's not even funny. SO SHAMELESS PLUGGING, if some people didn't notice that my sidebar displays it.

"So fresh. Mo fresh."

Reference sponsored by Kris Allen.


SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT FOR A MOVIE OR SOMETHING SRSLY.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Adam Lambert - Starlight (Live @ Portland).

This is what happens when you put me and Jia Huey together. Absolute LOLS and chaos ensues:

jia,rockstar. says:
haha
omg yi ming
i think our minds are deteriorating
wtf
spelling?
corrent?
yes no yes no hmmmm?
omg

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
correct!

jia,rockstar. says:
correct also spell wrong

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
lololol
byebye spellingggg

jia,rockstar. says:
noooooooooo
i will miss you

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
R.I.P
NEED AN EULOGY?

jia,rockstar. says:
um
can also
say nice things about my spelling okay

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
today! we mourn the passing of Jia Huey's spelling.
It was a wonderful companion.
helping her throughout her entire life whilst in primary school. then secondary school where it helped her suck up to Pn. Monica.
ALAS
it left us too soon!

jia,rockstar. says:
SOBZ!!!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
because Jia Huey's spelling, hung out too much with Yi Ming's acronyms.

jia,rockstar. says:
sniff sniff
I BLAME YOU YI MING'S ACRONYMS!
YOU DID THIS!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
THEY TOOK DRUGS AND GOT HIGH AND ASKED EACH OTHER "HEY GUYS. DID SOMEONE PUT DRUGS IN MY WEED?"

jia,rockstar. says:
YOU KILLED JIA HUEY'S SPELLING!
I HOPE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF!!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
*SOMEONE IN AUDIENCE LOLS IRL -ISACTUALLYME-*

jia,rockstar. says:
I HOPE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!
I HOPE WHEN YOU FINALLY DO, YOU GET NIGHTMARES!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
*bangs gavel on table*
HUSH!

jia,rockstar. says:
OR GET WOKEN UP BY DAVID ARCHIE'S FIGHTING CATS!!!
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu
sobz

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
HUSH CATS!
YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING ANYWAY
*BANGS GAVEL*
ANYWAY
Before I was so RUDELY interrupted.
We mourn the passing of an exceptional being!
One who helped children realise that good grammar and good spelling is the root of all that is good and pure in the world.

jia,rockstar. says:
YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DEPRAVED THE WORLD OF!
WE LOST AN EXCEPTIONAL BEING!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
You will now live in that giant blackboard/keyboard/computer in the sky, and keep on helping the world with their horrible English.

jia,rockstar. says:
YOU DID THIS YOU DID THIS!!!!!!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
*BANGS GAVEL AND SIGNALS TO SECURITY*
*BIG FAT SECURITY MEN GRABS LOUD PERSON AND THROWS OUT OF HALL*
AGAIN. before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED.

jia,rockstar. says:
ahem, that loud person you threw out was Jia Huey's spelling's MOTHER

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
Keep on spelling rightly and justly in that ~godly~ way, within the neverending confinements of the skyyyyyyyyy. AMEN.
OOPS
EULOGY OVER
fine bring her back
*BIG FAT SECURITY PEOPLE BRINGS BACK WITH A PACIFIER IN SPELLING'S MOM'S MOUTH*
NOW HUSH CATS. YOU SHOULDN'T BE OVERREACTING ANYWAY.

jia,rockstar. says:
*suck suck suck*
meh
omg
super funny!

yiming. blllollllllu. says:
DUDE
I'M LOLING IRL
SO HARD
LSDJALSKJALSJFLASJF
"HUSH CATS" reference sponsored by David Archuleta.

AND @JIAHUEY (is on Twitter too often):
GAY IT UP GAY IT UP GAY IT UP.
TAKE A NOTE FROM ADAM'S BOOK.


AND HELLO. UNF.


HATERS TO THE LEFT.

YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE TO MAKE AN IDOL REFERENCE IN EVERY POST AND RAPE THE CAPS LIKE NO TOMORROW. KEEPS THINGS MO' FRESH!

BLLLOLLLLLLU.

AND THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING I HAVE SEEN IN AGES. I'M MELTING INTO A POOL OF ABDROOL. I LOVE POCKET IDOL AND HIS WIFE, POLLY POCKET SO SO MUCH. ARE THEY NOT PRECIOUS?

I AIN'T WORRIED ABOUT TRYNA FIT IN. LONG AS YOU'RE COOL WE COULD BE FRYANDS. EVERYBODY DO THE MOONWALK!