A thousand burned out yesterdays.

Listening to: 30 Seconds To Mars // Was It A Dream?

A couple of weeks ago, Malaysians were treated to the local equivalent of America's Next Top Model. However, unlike the popular reality series, Malaysian Dreamgirl was aired entirely online and instead of leaving the fates of the aspiring models in the hands of unyielding judges, the public was able to vote for their favourite Dreamgirl.

To be honest, I think allowing the public to vote for their favourite is a stupid idea. What would we know about what the fashion industry wants in a model? My guess is that those testosterone-driven man-beasts merely want to feast their greedy little eyes on "hot" girls.

Note that the word hot was placed in between inverted commas.

Sure, some of them have sparkling personalities and a certain charm to them. But, sorry lah. I'm still human. Sure got people I don't like one right? It's like ANTM all over again!

Ooh! I'm getting tingly all over just thinking about the bitch fights. Claws emerging and fur flying all over. Heh. Fun shiznit.

Anyhow! On to the contestants! I'm practically rubbing my hands in glee just thinking about the witty comments that will come flying across the keyboard.

Adeline

I'm having rather mixed feelings about her. Sure, she's got a pretty face and the height. But, OMG when she opens her freaking mouth! I just feel like stabbing myself with the closest pointy object available. She sounds kinda whiny at times too....Seriously lah. This kind of girl I daaaammmmn beh tahan one.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Alison

To be honest, I really like her. The way she speaks, the way she presents herself. EVERYTHING. Why people so stupid vote her off?! She was one of my favourites. =(
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Cindy

Okay. Here's what I think. Initially, I liked her. She looked hot with long hair. Then, they cut it short. And after watching a couple more episodes, I found out she was a bitch. MEOWR.
She makes the show interesting though. What with her superficiality and two-faced persona. Some more got fake accent one hor! BUT, that's not gonna get her far.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

Eyna

Eyna makes me go, "EYNA? EYNA? Eh? EH? EH?!!!"
Seriously. I don't even know why she's here. Sorry lor. I know I'm mean and all, but she doesn't have the spark. You know? THE SPARK?????? Yeah. I'm being scary now.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

Fiqa

Favourite alert! She's so sweet and cute and sweet! I just feel like dipping her sugary goodness into a cup of coffee and drinking it with crumpets and cakes. And her mixed looks makes her look even more sweeter!
Gosh, that sounded so totally wrong but who cares!
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Hanis

Another one of my favourites! She's so soft-spoken and pretty! She's got like, sex-kitten hair. Haha.
GOSH I'M SO GAY. I don't know why, but I keep thinking she's the type of girl who comes from a rather well-to-do family who doesn't have to do much around the house. I might be wrong, but no one cares! She looks mixed. Is she? Someone reconfirm that with me!
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Jay

She be sizzling! Tall with rich chocolatey skin and dark brown locks and a gorgeous physique. Why on earth does she remind me of an extremely elegant horse?!
It's probably not a good idea to compare her to a farm animal.....Oh oh! A giraffe!
Wait...that's even worse. Horse it is.
Therefore, I label her: A FIERCE HORSE.

Jean

Why you go?!!!! Now, this is a girl who could've won the whole darn thing. I think I sorta fell in love with her accent. Haha. She's got brains, yo! Not like...someone...I'll shut up...
Where was I? Oh yes. She's got brains, yo! And the looks too!
Wasted lah. I commend her for giving this up for her studies and family though.
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Yes, I am perfectly aware that I like nearly everyone. Shut up and let me type.

Nadia

I'm also quite meh about her. First off, she takes FIERCE photos. But, they tend to be a little too fierce sometimes. She looks so much better when she's smiling.
On second thought, smiling makes her look possessed. Stick to being fierce.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Natasha

Er...Natasha ah? I don't know what to say about her. She just doesn't pop out or makes an impression on me. It's like she's just part of the background. NOT COOL. Looks, okay only lah.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Ringo

Obviously, I'm already a fan of hers. She has a lot more personality compared to some of the other girls. And I lovelovelove what they did to her hair! Plus, there's this one photo, where she looks like a complete goddess.
Or maybe I'm just biased. Haha.
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Valerie

Valerie is the kind of person who, like Natasha, fades away into the background and is forced to bask in the limelight of other girls. Takde oomph lah. Plus, her photos don't look very flattering. Not the kind of girl I would make a Dreamgirl.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

You're probably thinking right now, "OMG. YOU SO FREAKING MEAN LOR. Label people "tranny" and "hot mess". As if you're that hot?!"

I know! I never said I was hot. I am merely relaying an opinion, so stfu.

I'll try to get Jia Wei's and Gene Harn's tags done ASAP. Lazy lah now.

Have a nice day! :)

Globes and Maps.

Billie Jean is not my lover.

Listening to: David Cook // Billie Jean

GO EFFIE DAVID AND ROADHOUSE DAVID.
FTW.

Some people run right into the fire.

Listening: McFly // The Heart Never Lies

Fong Zhi Hao, your cookies FAIL! HA!
I told you that you would fail. I win!

*
Happy Birthday Jia Wei!
You lamest! =D

*

Okay. Here's the deal.
Remember when I said that I'm too straight to be able to be a lesbian?

I lied.

I'd go lesbian for 2 people.

Namely Angelina Jolie and Kat Von D.

I am so gay right? I KNOW!

Shut up. They're fierce.

*
You are a tickety-tack hot mess, outta control super-tranny from Transylvania who is not apologising for it.

Make it work!
No! You make it work, super-tranny ferosh!!!!

You're either in, or you're out!

Loaded. Put it to my head baby.

Listening to: Eighteen Visions // Russian Roulette With A Trigger Happy Manic Depressive

Today, was a good day. Except when I had to drive up a slope and when people kept honking at me when my car died.

Fuck you! My car die my problem ah dei?!!
The more you honk, the more I panic, therefore the longer you wait!

Stfu.

ANYWAY. Back to happy things.

Pictures say a 1000 words. So, I'll just say 5!

I. Fucking. Love. My. Aunt.

Say hello to Mick Deth! Bassist of the now defunct Eighteen Visions!
*sniffs*

Medusa shirt.
It's super huge for an S. =\


Dog-tag and post card.


CLOSE UP OF POST CARD. MICK DETH'S AUTOGRAPH!

Oh Em Gee.

First, Gerard Way's autograph in 2005. Now I have Mick Deth's.

Life doesn't get any better than this.
& my shirt smells uber-fruity. =D

Before you know it you're frozen.

Listening to: Leona Lewis // Bleeding Love

My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing.

You cut me open and I keep bleeding love.

My heart is currently harbouring an ocean of devastating waves.
One after the other, they keep crashing down on my fragile state of mind.

Thump.

Love.

Thump.

Regret.

Thump.

Pain.

Thump.

Joy.

Thump.

Grief.

Thump.

I used to ask myself. Who does my heart beat for?

The answer is, it beats for everyone I care about. It beats for the people who have made a mark in my life, especially those who have made their mark larger than life.

Apathy is an emotion that can no longer be used to describe my disposition. As much as I wish it could be so, I would only be living in denial if I kept telling myself that. I would only be creating conflict between my own persona and attributes with my words.

A living, walking contradiction.

Something I promised myself I would never be.

Goodbye Apathy. Thou hast been a dear advocate of mine.
But, I have to let go. Even if it means that I would have to hurt more than usual or love more than usual.

my heart has become a battleground.

The stratus covers the sky you lie upon.

Listening to: Moments In Grace // Stratus

6A1's, 1B3, 3B4.

I felt like this last night:
:)

Then, this morning, I still felt like this:
:)

When I got to school, still felt like this:
:)

When people asked me if I was nervous, I still felt like this:
:)

When Pn. Betty pasted up the "Peratus Kelulusan 2008" sign, I began to feel like this:
:\

Then, when everyone started running into the hall, I started to feel like this:
:S

Then, when Pn. Yong was handing over my slip to me, I started to feel like this:
O_O

When I looked at the results on my slip:
=O!!!
OMG WTF?!! I GOT THAT?!
WHY MORAL SO CHEE BYE USELESS ONE?!
WTF I GOT B3 FOR ADD MATHS?! PRAISE THE LORD.
LITERATURE GOT A1???!!!! MOTHER *TOOOOOOOT*

Now, I feel like this:
^_____^
I'm not dead!!!!!

& this:
>=[
Stupid Moral. Hate you.
Sejarah and BM memang no hope! Kua kua kua.

I'm so amusing right?! HAHAHAHAHA.
Wa si siao lang.

Put your pedal to the metal.

Listening to: Papa Roach // ...To Be Loved

>=[
I'm not stupid. Just blur.
Get your facts right!

FAT. FAT. FATTY. FAT. FAT.

Terrible. Call me first thing say this:
"I don't want to fetch you tomorrow morning....."
"O_O. WHY?!!!"
"Just kidding!"

TT____TT

On another note, politics has never been so exciting. Ever.
I can't believe I spent 6 and a half hours refreshing Malaysia Kini's page for updates. =\

At least we know how the people feel now. ^___^

This has been a terribly mundane, emoticon filled post! *thumbs up*

Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste.

Listening to: Avenged Sevenfold // Afterlife

GUITARISTS ARE FUCKING SEXY.
Especially those who play kick-ass solos and look like this:

Charlie Simpson

Sex.


More sex.


& more sex.

Frank Iero

SEX. RAPEEEEE.


MORE SEX.


OMFG KILLER SMILE.


ASDFGHJKL!!! SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.

Synyster Gates

SEX. I want to rape him too.


WTF. SEX x102948012385902385081305


!!!!!!! SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.


SEXY UNTIL CAN DIE.

Zacky Vengeance

Sex.


HOTHOTHOTHOT.


EFFING SEXY WTF.


I think I died and went to heaven.

Seriously.They're like sex on legs. With a 6-stringed musical instrument.

Wtf. Sounds damn kinky weh.

& I nearly forgot the sexiest picture.

DOUBLE THE SEX. *DIES*

Conclusion: Guitarists = HOT SEX ON LEGS. ^___^

Congratulations! You just wasted 2 minutes of your life reading this sex-filled post. =D

Fueled by text that was written in dead languages and different times.

Listening to: Alexisonfire // My God Is A Reasonable Man

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to be disgraceful in any way. I mean no harm. Neither does my jakun of a buddy here. I apologize if I happened to inadvertently offend anyone out there.

DISCLAIMER 2: Yes, I am aware that I swear like a fountain. You can't blame me. I'm terribly mind-fucked at the moment due to the after-effects of doing too much Literature and having too little sleep.

I would first like to add though:

DAVID ARCHULETA, DAVID COOK, DAVID HERNANDEZ & JASON CASTRO FTW. =D

I now present a conversation I had with "God". Amen and 12 "Hail Mary's".

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:

WHY GOD WHY

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCK YOU GOD

GOD says:
because i am the creator of all that is nerd

GOD says:
and fuck you too yi ming

GOD says:
this is why you only get the nerds

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
GOD YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
why you make my life a living heckkkk

GOD says:
I am not an asshole.

GOD says:
although i do have an asshole

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
shaddup god.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
stop speaking to me.

GOD says:
...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*throws bible at you*

GOD says:
*ducks*

GOD says:
lucky i made you a bad shot

GOD say
haha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
god, stop being such a dog

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
lolol punny full!

GOD says:
oh what a funny child i made

GOD says:
god bless

GOD says:
i mean, i bless

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
bless me by giving me a hot guitarist! D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
likelike...Jared Leto!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
or or Frank Iero!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
Oror Alex Band!

GOD says:
but what about the nerd?

GOD says: break his heart meh

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
leave the nerddddddd.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
dowan

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yes.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i'm a bitch

GOD says:
i mean, dont break his heart

GOD says:
god does not use manglish

GOD says:
filthy whore

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
god, thou hast broken thine own rule!

GOD says:
give you nerd and you want frank iero, alex band
and jared leto all at once

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i said OR what

GOD says:
you did?

GOD says:
i didnt see that

GOD says:
let me get my glasses....

GOD says:
oh ya

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
God, thou is blind!

GOD says:
yes i know i am blind

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE ME A NERD WHEN I ASKED FOR A SEXY GUITARIST?

GOD says:
blinded by the filth that is your friend's mind!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
JIA HUEY

GOD says:
perhaps..

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
STOP POLLUTING GODS MIND!

GOD says:
yes that girl

GOD says:
i think she's on crack.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
jia huey! you smoke bong?!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gaspshockhorrorrrr

GOD says:
you see, your nerd's serial number is 84832

GOD says:
and the sexy guitarist's serial number is 85436

GOD says:
do you see the difference?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme the sexy guitarisstttttt

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
switch!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
trade!

GOD says:

trade?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
chyeah!

GOD says:
with what?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
the nerd with the sexy guitarist

GOD says:
i suppose i have a spare guitarist lying around
here somewhere...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
since you have oh so kindly bestowed upon me that nerd. *rolls eyes*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
frank plz? =D

GOD says:
iero?

GOD says:
or frank furter?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
iero

GOD says:
my wife is HOT

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WHO'S YOUR WIFE?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
MARY MAGDALENE?!

GOD says:
mind you own business, yi ming or thou shalt not get thou sexy-th
guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
ohokay!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
now gimme my sexy guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
make Ying stop biting me all the time too. D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
her way of showing love is messed up

GOD says:

in return of the sexy guitarist?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
wait no

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme the sexy guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i can live with the biting

GOD says:
you sure?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yes! hehehe

GOD says:
i'll make her bite extra hard from now on...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
whatever lah!

GOD says:

can bleed one ah!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme my guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FINE

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
GUITARIST

GOD says:

i mean, it will draw blood

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
sexy one!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yah!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
fine!

GOD says:
okay!

GOD says:
i give you....

GOD says:
FRANK

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
IERO

GOD says:
FURTER

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCK YOU GOD

GOD says:
come and get it, bitch!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*brings out boxing gloves*

GOD says:
*brings out thunder bolts*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*wears rubber stuff*

GOD says:
yo want a piece of this shit?

GOD says:
*drags out chainsaw*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WTF GOD YOU CHEAT

GOD says:
*cue evil laugh*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE YOU?!

GOD says:
GOD is almighty

GOD says:
I am a fair god!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
liez!

GOD says:
you use rubber stuff, i have to use something to
destroy the rubber stuff!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
you brainfuck people!

GOD says:
i have to go

GOD says:
earthquakes to do

GOD says:
you know the drill

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
eh yiming blog about this convo

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
haha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
HAHAHAHA

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
i want to reread

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
hahahaha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCKING JAKUN LAH

I swear, we are perfectly sane. High-diddly-dee.

Guitarists are so sexy. <3