Oh bite me.

Listening to: Michael Jackson // Scream

Excuse me, blond-lady-who-thinks-that-Jordin-Sparks-is-obese.

Jordin Sparks weight/size is perfectly fine. You may think that she is an example of "obese", but she really isn't.
So what if she's a little on the large side? She's not THAT big. At least she's got the talent, unlike some people. Come to think of it, I think she's fine the way she is because she's TALL.

So, does that mean you'd rather have people like Nicole Richie be a role model for kids? Being fat may be bad for your health, but isn't being too thin worse? Come on! Would you want to look like a bag of bones like her and other Hollywood starlets?

Skinny enough for you?

Yeah. Didn't think so. Go jump down a well, kthxbai.

Video games are awesome.

Listening to: Maksim // Intermezzo

Especially video games with a good storyline/plot, gameplay and hot bishonen guys. Yes, I am an anime otaku/video game nerd. So what? WANT TO SUE ME IS IT?

Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy X & X-2, Kingdom Hearts and Okami own my freaking face, yo.

Yay for hot bishonen guys.

rawr.

Listening to: Kenji Wu // 将军令

Because Pik Yie tagged me. Can I not have pictures? Coz' I'm super duper lazy. Hee.

5 things found in your school bag.
1. Books
2. Pencil Case
3. Calculator
4. Highlighter
5. More books?

5 things found in your wallet or purse.
1. Money
2. MyKad
3. Library card
4. Padini member card
5. Random receipts

5 favorite things in my room.
5 things you're currently into.
1. Music. Forever and ever, baby
2. Novels
3. Final Fantasy X-2
4. Movies
5. Hot smexy Korean boybands. [this is here only because I ran out of stuff]

Hubba hubba, mamma mia.
I'm in love with DBSK all over again. I mean, LOOK AT THE BOYS ON THE RIGHT. -dies-

5 people I tag.
Anyone who's bored enough and wu-liao enough to do this like me.

Pffft. So, I lied.

Listening to: Girls Aloud // Something Kinda Ooh

I am perfectly aware of the fact that I said I'm not going to be blogging or using the internet for leisure until after the SPM. But, hey. I'm only human. I am also perfectly aware that it has only been one day since I said that, but still.

Bah, humbug. So, sue me.

Right now, I'm just practically itching to go out with my konco-konco meaning kawan-kawanku. Too bad my mom doesn't allow it. When I say I'm itching, I really am literally itching because I have horrible mosquito bites on my tootsies and my arm. Sometimes (to be honest, make that all the time) I just wish mosquitoes never existed. I mean, what on earth do they contribute to the ecosystem? What role do they play in the food chain/web?

The food web: Plays an important role in maintaining the balance of nature as they allow the flow of energy from one organism to another.

I am such a genius. Studying and blogging at the same time. Give yourself a nice pat on the back, Yi Ming. You have just wowed the world with your glory. [sarcasm, kthxbai.]

Yes! Anyway! Back to the subject of mosquitoes!

Mosquitoes are the very bane of my existence! For far too long, they have plagued the world with their buzzing and their biting and their role as a vector for *cue dramatic music*......DENGUE FEVER!

Ugh. What a positively petrifying, horrifying thought. The very idea of having rashes, gastritis, nausea, diarrhea and a burning fever all at the same time scares the living daylights out of me.

So, yeah. Death to all mosquitoes. rawr. *whips out pitchfork and villagers hat*

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Now, since it's our last year of secondary education [booyah-kashka!], obviously something big is bound to be held. Namely...

Prom night?

Ah yes. A night where the graduating seniors put on their best dress & tuxedos and enjoy each other's company as they succumb to the social pressure to attend this wonderful, once in a lifetime event.

Pshaw. That was my cynicism speaking. Yes, I have an alter-ego! There's the happy-go-lucky, insecure Yi Ming that you see everyday, then there's the cynical, sarcastic, in-your face, Miss-Bitch-With-No-Name who insists on making everyone's life a living hell.

So, Miss Bitch-With-No-Name just told me that she doesn't like prom.
Why is that MBWNN? Oh. Well, she says it's because it's a total waste of time, money and effort.
There is some sense in that but now, Yi Ming wants to argue.

Yi Ming wants to go because she'd probably be so socially-deprived by then due a lack of social activity between her and her friends. Thus, causing tension between them which is something that an insecure person like Yi Ming, would really like to avoid at all costs.

MBWNN is saying that prom is stupid. Now, now. We musn't be rude. Think of the innocent children reading this. MBWNN says that Yi Ming should check herself into a mental asylum because she's referring to herself in the third person and speaking like Gollum.

What a shame, oh what a shame.

PS:// Yi Ming still wants to go for prom and needs a date, thankyouverymuch. Yi Ming is also aware that she is relying on false hope because boys don't exactly worship the ground she steps on.

PPS:// Yi Ming has also decided that she's going to stop swearing. Swearing is only allowed for a certain period of time, namely during exams and bitch-fests.

Yerrrrr. I love you like pie.

K. Not really. I actually love you like I love a garbage bin. Savvy? :)

YAO MOOUUUU.

Listening to: Fightstar - Grand Unification album

I've been having my fucking period for about 2 weeks now. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME? GAH. DAMN PISSED OFF LAH. I think I broke my uterus. :(

Now, I shall move on to another topic! HUZZAH!

It's my blog's 100th post.
Damn nice right? My 100th post is about my period. FU-YOH.

That would be sarcasm if you didn't get the drift. Alrighty then. On to business.

I just found out that I'm definitely, 100% going to be alone for the rest of my miserable/wonderful life.
[Not that it really would matter when I become a super-famous diva rockstar. B)]

That and I totally can't stop singing that stupid Rihanna song.

"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA. ELLA-ELLA-ELLA. EH. EH. EH. EH."

For some reason, it kinda reminds me of those perverted construction workers* who wolf-whistle and make funny hand-gestures at you as they scream, "AH MOI! -WHEET WHEET-".
(*Note: I'm not implying that all construction workers are perverted, by the way. Just a majority of them."

The only plus to this is that Rihanna's hotter than boring old construction workers.

But, damn annoying lah the song. See, even Chazwick doesn't like it.Go figure.

Anywho, I think this will be one of my last posts for awhile. Because....

I dah dikena ban, kerana ada SPM.
okay. bye.

I love i-Tunes radio!

Listening to: Mxpx // Wrecking Hotel Rooms

I love the radio function on i-Tunes.

i-Tunes radio = Happy me! =]

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And facials hurt. Don't try them unless you're extremely vain....like me!

Kay. I should study...I've been slacking off the whole weekend.

EDIT

THIS is the most pissy-fying quiz in the entire universe. ALSKFJASLKJFAS!!!

Guess who I just met!!!

Listening to: Quincy Tan // Quincy陈仁丰

Well, today was quite an eventful day. I was just in One Utama for my weekly guitar lessons and I met the most unexpected person ever in front of Popular bookstore.

Presenting to you the cutie-pie honey-bunch that I met in One Utama.

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HI QUINCY!

Now, if you belong to the Chinese music listening community, you should know about this talented cutie-pie.
But, I'll save you the trouble of having to look for information on him. As if you'd read through the whole thing anyway.

Quincy Tan was born in Kuala Lumpur on 10 Jan 1982.He revealed his astonishing music talent since he was in childhood. His music interest was inspired by a Yamaha-Electone Organ Concert in Malaysia which he attended since he was 9 years old. Since then, he begins his music journey by self-learning electone organ, piano and guitar. He won Champion in Yamaha Electone Organ Competition in primary school and amazed the professional judges by his self-learning and learn-by-ear abilities.

Besides music, Quincy Tan was an active student in all kind of activities at school such as sports, clubs, and uniform groups during teenage. He was a volleyball state-player, sprinter, high jumper, president of Youth Cadets and etc. At the age of 16, his music sense naturally inspired him to compose his 1st song. He never knew that this was the sign of his future destiny.

During tertiary, Quincy Tan studied Electronics Engineering Majoring in Computer at Multimedia University, Cyberjaya Malaysia(MMU). He graduated in year 2006 with First Class Honours Degree and he is a member of Golden Key International Honour Society as well. Quincy Tan had considered pursuing electronics engineer as career. However, his true enthusiasm and interest was music. His music talent was spotted by his current record label, Mainstream Music in year 2002. He had undergone professional vocal training and music composing in Mainstream Music and then started his music career at year 2006.

While in year 2001 studying at Multimedia University 1st year, Quincy Tan's unique vocal and fresh appearance impressed the record company during a Talent-Search audition. His talents and appearance looks alike Taiwanese Pop Singer LeeHom-Wang as described by the judges. He never expected he won the competition and offered a contract. However, Quincy Tan was hesitating because he was not well-prepared and he wish to complete his engineering degree before stepping into music career. At last, he had rejected the offer.

Although Quincy Tan had lost a great opportunity, he never give up improving himself by composing songs and polishing his music knowledges and skills. His endurance and passion to music was appreciated and discovered by his current record company, Mainstream Music.

In the year 2005, Quincy Tan represented Malaysia competed with 14 Asia countries' new singers for the honorable awards in 8th Asia New-Singer Singing competition, at Shanghai China. Fortunately, he grabbed the Best New Comers Award in 8th Asia New-Singer Singing competition. This experience had given Quincy Tan a lots of confidence and recognition to begin his music career.

In March 2006, Quincy Tan released his 1st debut EP, 《Quincy 陈仁丰EP2006》. His compositions 谢谢你捧场(Thanks for you support) and 幸福意外(Unexpected Wound) has gained attention and popularity throughout Malaysia shortly. Within 8 months after he released his EP in Malaysia, he received Bronze Medal New-Comers in PWH(Entertainment Journalist Association) Music Awards and his 幸福意外(Unexpected Wound) was nominated in Top 10 Golden Melody Awards(International Group), as well as 桃花源(Utopia) was nominated in Best Song Production.

Wikipedia's like, my best friend.

Anyway, don't believe me?????HI AGAIN!

Anyway. Took a couple of pictures with him because he's such a cutie-pie. That and I told him about my ambition to become a musician and got all tongue twisted and he was being all sweet about it and said good luck and "加油! [Jia You]".

HI QUINCY X2!!! Don't mind me. I look stupid. As usual.

He was being so sweet while taking pictures coz' I suck at taking self pictures, hence his funny face. There was a conversation going on about that and the second picture. Complete with subtitles!

Me: Quincy,可不可以跟你拍一张照片？[Can I take a picture with you?]
Quincy: 可以啊！来来。[Of course! Come come!]
*poses*
*both looks at picture*
Quincy: 哎呀！瞢了。[Aiya. It's blurry.]
Me: Oh. -insert sad face- 你要不要再来拍？[You wanna take it again?]
Quincy:随便你哦。*smiles* [It's up to you. :)]
Me: 没关系，hor? [It's no big deal right?]
Quincy: *shakes head* *smiles* 我来帮你拍。[I'll help take it.]
*takes phone, poses and fiddles around with button as I'm telling him how to use it*
*SMILES. SNAPS.*
Quincy: 哎呀。现在才拍到一半。 [Aiya. Now I've only taken half of us.]
Me: 没关系！没关系！谢谢！[It's okay! It's fine! Thank you!]
*runs away*

Haha. After that I ran off to Tower Records and bought a copy of his album for RM30 which is actually quite a steal. Not to mention it's rather good too.
HI QUINCY! AGAIN! FOR THE 5TH TIME!

Support your local artists people! Especially if you're looking for a decent Chinese album. And not something that *cough*jolintsai*cough* comes up with.

Another thing, why does he remind me of Evan Yo?

OH THE UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE! I think...

What the hell????!!!!

Listening to: Kim Ah Joong // Maria [200 Pounds OST]

America has officially lost it.

Bye bye Melinda.

HOW CAN YOU VOTE MELINDA DOOLITTLE OUT?
SIAO AH LU??????

She's the only one who has a decent voice! Okay lah, Blake and Jordin also got nice voice, but hers is better!!!

Gah. America's stupid. Go figure. Look at how far Sanjaya got. BLEK.

I don't like American Idol anymore. I'm gonna start an Anti-American Idol fanclub. [this is a blatant lie, by they way because I will never stop watching it. :D]

Eek.

Listening to: Eddie // Music

Damn it. I totally screwed up Accounts II.
Then after that, I totally bull-crapped on BM I.

Niamahhhhhh. What on earth am I going to do with myself?
I need my drive back. It disappeared when I was 6 along with my self-esteem and confidence.

And to make things worse, I've been banned from going out with my homies until after SPM. Mommy scold until damn scary lah weh. ='(

I want hugs and ice-cream right now.

Screw this!!!!

Listening to: Arclight // Moon At 30,000 Feet

I'm so gonna fail Accounts. My brain's gonna go BOOM! Then after that, results gonna go BOOM! Then, mommy gonna go BOOM! Then my butt gonna go BOOM! Then, my life gonna go BOOM!

Yeah. It's a never-ending cycle of Big Bangs.

How ah?

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I need a new hairstyle. Anyone wanna help?

It looks like this right now when it's not pinned up.

Wah liau. My fringe damn long weh.
And I'm being considerate enough to hide my horrid face from the likes of the world.

Anyway. Which style do you think would suit me?

A.J hair? Or Bou hair? Or something else better if you have any ideas.

Seriously lah. I really hate my hair right now. Help?

I like pie.

Listening to: INXS // Afterglow
Can I tell the world how much I despise exams?

-slams head against keyboard-

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!!!!!!

Okay. I'm done freaking out.

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By the way, like the blog revamp? I got sick of the old one. I also like this one more because there's a sexy header. Hee hee.

I don't have to recode an entire layout again either. Just a click here, a click there,some typing here and some more typing there & VOILA!

Easy as ordering an apple pie from McDonalds. :)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

OMG DANIEL HENNY.

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Daniel Henney is absolutely gorgeous.

I should study.

Listening to: Evaline // Postpartum Modesty

I should be studying. Yes yes.

Mid-terms next Thursday. No no.

I'm in deep doo doo. Uh oh.

That is exactly what I'm doing right now.
Wasting my life away.