Saturday, February 10, 2007

Forever love.

Listening to: Embrace One's Soul // The TRAX

I can smell love in the air.

Duh. Valentines Day on Tuesday. Gawd, Valentine's Day depresses me. It just reminds me of all them lovey-dovey couples I keep seeing in One Utama and in school.
That is why I have now resigned myself to a tragic fate.
I can just picture myself now. Old, ugly and fat. With 50 cats puppies. Who enjoy nibbling and chewing and peeing on my lovely silk rug and my fuzzy bunny slippers.

Oh. My God. That's a horrible thought.

But I'll be more positive. I know I'm young. I'm not even 17 yet. I'll just let time play around with me.
So, in honor of Valentines Day, I will describe my most ideal boy. Or man. Errrrr.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
1. Must be taller than me by at least 1 1/2 inches.
I'm kinda tall. At least I like to think that I'm tall at 5'6. Most of the guys I know are either shorter or as tall as me. And the taller ones are usually TOO tall. Yeahhhh. I like tall guys. Tall guys turn me on.
Ew, that sounds so wrong. But, it rhymed!!!

2. Please be pleasant looking.
I'm mean. The guy doesn't have to be drop-dead gorgeous or anything (although it is a plus), but at least me pleasant looking. Meaning, don't have antennas poking out of your head or something. Oh, and killer smiles are a plus too.

3. I like nice hair.
Especially the kind of hair I see on Jrock boys. Mmm...I like spiky hairrrrrr. And dyed hair looks weird. Highlights are fine, natural colors are fine. But don't go dyeing your hair pink, blue or purple.
Something like the picture on the side, maybe? So hot.

4. Abs are a plus.
You heard me. ABS. ARE. HOT. Like super hot. Especially abs like Rain's. Mmm....-slaps self-

5. Earrings are hot.
I
like guys with ear piercings. 'Nuff said.

PERSONALITY
1. Sensitive / Caring
I don't want someone who doesn't know how to care about anyone else other than himself.

2. Selfless
Refer to the above.

3. Patient
Very important. He's gonna have to put up with me and my clingy-ness. And my emotional outbursts. And my annoying-ness. Yeah.

4. Helpful
AGAIN. Selfish people are turds.

5. Forgiving
Refer to No.3.

6. Outspoken yet polite.
No Eminem wannabes, thank you very much.

7. The absolute opposite of me.
Speaks for itself.

EXTRAS?
1. Musicians are really, really, really, really x 3984609349673489679857892375823752 hot.
I'm a musician myself. So, obviously, guys who can play 3048693046 instruments are extremely attractive. I don't care if you play something lame like the kazoo or didgeridoo. As long, as you can play a musical instrument. It's even better if you can play traditional Chinese musical instruments, the violin, the guitar, the piano, the drums & various percussion instruments.
If they can sing/compose, then I'd love the guy even more. SERENADE ME AND I'M YOURS FOR THE TAKING.

Doesn't this sound like someone? Oh, yes it does. The most perfect of all guys on this place we call Earth.
Presenting to you...
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The one and only...
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WANG LEE HOM!!!!!!!
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Yes, people. Lee Hom is the ultimate dream guy in my opinion.
Sigh......The very epitome of perfection.

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