Me and my eccentricities.

Listening to: K.R.Y // Just You

I have taken to reading the Little Oxford English Dictionary as a form of entertainment for when I am not sleeping, eating, dreaming, studying, excreting, whining, drinking, talking and bitching. This sure leaves a lot of time for me to do that. *snorts*

By the way, did I mention sleeping?

Hopefully, I will be able to complete reading the Little Oxford English Dictionary this time around. Unlike my previous attempts *cough*3times*cough*, I promise that I WILL finish it.

Hopefully lah. Fingers crossed. touchwood. :)

I strongly suggest some earplugs just in case I start whining about how tiny the words are and how mentally draining it is to read the dictionary from cover to cover.

By this time next year, I shall be able to speak exactly like Queen Elizabeth!* I'll be the most eloquent 17 year old on the block! Then, you would have to bow and curtsy to me when I breeze by on my horse-drawn carriage.

By George! I think I've officially lost my marbles!

Because it truly is insane to read a dictionary, cover to cover when it has words consisting of letters the size of a small ant.

*subject to changes. I might have a sudden urge to give up reading the damn thing and end up talking like Tom Sawyer! Huzzah!

EDIT @ 9.45pm

Oh. My. Gah. It just hit me.
We find out if we terkena National Service this month.

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I'M TELLING YOU DO NOT PICK ME! IF YOU DO, I WILL CUT A BITCH!
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