Led Zeppelin - Black Dog.

OH YA HAI. I KNOW I SAID NO POSTS FOR AWHILE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. WHY IS HE SO FLIPPING PRETTY?

HE HAS FRECKLES ON HIS ARMS. FLIPPING PRECIOUS.

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*DEAD FROM THE HEATWAVES THAT THE FIERCEST HBIC EMITS OFF HIS GLITTERY, GLAMOROUS BEING*

ALSO. GOODBYE A-LEVELS. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THEY PUT THE "GO" IN GOKEY.

LET'S AIR GUITAR WITH POCKET IDOL!!!!

YEAH, CAPES!

IS STILL ON IDOL HIGH. DON'T JUDGE. BUT SRSLY. DON'T YOU THINK FAN GIRL ME IS WAY BETTER THAN "OH-MY-LIFE-SUCKS" ME? HELL YEAH! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE. I'M A LOT MORE MELLOW AND SUBTLE.

I JUST ACT LIKE THIS ONLINE BECAUSE I'M CLOAKED IN A SHADOW OF ANONYMITY AND IT'S BETTER THAN FREAKING OUT IN REAL TIME. SORT OF. NOT RLY. YOU GET MY DRIFT.

I SURE AS HELL AM A LOT MORE ENTERTAINING ONLINE.

ANONYMITY&ENTERTAINMENT.
I HAS IT.
K NOT RLY LOL.

BUT SRSLY. IF I SPAZZED OUT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU'D BE GOING, "WHO'S THIS FREAK SHOW?"
AMIRITE? BUT THEN AGAIN, ME SPAZZING ONLINE MAKES YOU THINK THE SAME THING.