Eric Hutchinson - Outside Villanova.

I should probably at least make an attempt to update this.

SADLY, MY LIFE IS BORING. SORRY TO BE A DEBBIE DOWNER, BUT IT REALLY IS QUITE DULL. So today, let me talk about the most random thing I can think of without boring the world.

ADAM LAMBERT'S UPCOMING 2012 SINGLE, "TIME FOR MIRACLES".

Ya lah, I know you're bored already but I can't help it! Even Brian May's hair is moved by this epic! It sounds amazing so far. YES PEOPLE, I JUDGE BASED OFF THAT ONE MINUTE SNIPPET.

Oh fine. I won't talk about Adam Lambert.

I'll talk about...

 KRIS ALLEN'S ALBUM COVER.

LOOKIT HIS WIDDLE FACE. IT'S SO PRESH, MO PRESH.

That's the kind of face that could sink a thousand ships. Like Helen of Troy. Except this time, it's Kris of Arkansas. BAM! A thousand ships just sunk while you were looking at his face. BAM! Another thousand just sunk while you were reading that line. BAM! Another... well, you get my drift....

Hold up....

I SMELL CHICKEN FLOSS. IN THE OFFICE. *SNIFF SNIFF*.

IT SMELLS HEAVENLY. I'd like some in my belly. SOMEONE FEED ME COZ I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS JELLY. *dances to Bootylicious*

Well, this was fun. Also, I have Tauhu Bakar with me. A whole box full. Be jealous. It is deliciouso. OM NOM NOM.