Here's a thought.

I wish I were skinnier.
I wish I were prettier.
I wish I were smarter.
I wish I were wittier.
I wish I were more creative.
I wish I were more sophisticated.
I wish I were more sensitive.
I wish I were more caring.
I wish I were more loving.
I wish I was less clumsy.
I wish I was less uncertain.
I wish I was less intimidating.
I wish I wasn't so much of an introvert.
I wish I was more of an extrovert.
I wish that I will be able to put my faith in people.
I wish that I didn't do the things I did.

I wish that I could be everything you ever wanted me to be.


Here's another thought.
Suck it up and move on with life.

You are pathetic, Yi Ming. P - A - T - H - E - T - I - C.