Fueled by text that was written in dead languages and different times.

Listening to: Alexisonfire // My God Is A Reasonable Man

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to be disgraceful in any way. I mean no harm. Neither does my jakun of a buddy here. I apologize if I happened to inadvertently offend anyone out there.

DISCLAIMER 2: Yes, I am aware that I swear like a fountain. You can't blame me. I'm terribly mind-fucked at the moment due to the after-effects of doing too much Literature and having too little sleep.

I would first like to add though:

DAVID ARCHULETA, DAVID COOK, DAVID HERNANDEZ & JASON CASTRO FTW. =D

I now present a conversation I had with "God". Amen and 12 "Hail Mary's".

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:

WHY GOD WHY

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCK YOU GOD

GOD says:
because i am the creator of all that is nerd

GOD says:
and fuck you too yi ming

GOD says:
this is why you only get the nerds

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
GOD YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
why you make my life a living heckkkk

GOD says:
I am not an asshole.

GOD says:
although i do have an asshole

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
shaddup god.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
stop speaking to me.

GOD says:
...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*throws bible at you*

GOD says:
*ducks*

GOD says:
lucky i made you a bad shot

GOD say
haha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
god, stop being such a dog

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
lolol punny full!

GOD says:
oh what a funny child i made

GOD says:
god bless

GOD says:
i mean, i bless

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
bless me by giving me a hot guitarist! D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
likelike...Jared Leto!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
or or Frank Iero!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
Oror Alex Band!

GOD says:
but what about the nerd?

GOD says: break his heart meh

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
leave the nerddddddd.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
dowan

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yes.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i'm a bitch

GOD says:
i mean, dont break his heart

GOD says:
god does not use manglish

GOD says:
filthy whore

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
god, thou hast broken thine own rule!

GOD says:
give you nerd and you want frank iero, alex band
and jared leto all at once

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i said OR what

GOD says:
you did?

GOD says:
i didnt see that

GOD says:
let me get my glasses....

GOD says:
oh ya

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
God, thou is blind!

GOD says:
yes i know i am blind

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
IS THAT WHY YOU GAVE ME A NERD WHEN I ASKED FOR A SEXY GUITARIST?

GOD says:
blinded by the filth that is your friend's mind!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
JIA HUEY

GOD says:
perhaps..

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
STOP POLLUTING GODS MIND!

GOD says:
yes that girl

GOD says:
i think she's on crack.

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
jia huey! you smoke bong?!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gaspshockhorrorrrr

GOD says:
you see, your nerd's serial number is 84832

GOD says:
and the sexy guitarist's serial number is 85436

GOD says:
do you see the difference?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme the sexy guitarisstttttt

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
switch!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
trade!

GOD says:

trade?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
chyeah!

GOD says:
with what?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
the nerd with the sexy guitarist

GOD says:
i suppose i have a spare guitarist lying around
here somewhere...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
since you have oh so kindly bestowed upon me that nerd. *rolls eyes*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
frank plz? =D

GOD says:
iero?

GOD says:
or frank furter?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
iero

GOD says:
my wife is HOT

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WHO'S YOUR WIFE?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
MARY MAGDALENE?!

GOD says:
mind you own business, yi ming or thou shalt not get thou sexy-th
guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
ohokay!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
now gimme my sexy guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
make Ying stop biting me all the time too. D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
her way of showing love is messed up

GOD says:

in return of the sexy guitarist?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
wait no

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme the sexy guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
i can live with the biting

GOD says:
you sure?

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yes! hehehe

GOD says:
i'll make her bite extra hard from now on...

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
whatever lah!

GOD says:

can bleed one ah!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
gimme my guitarist

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FINE

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
GUITARIST

GOD says:

i mean, it will draw blood

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
sexy one!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
yah!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
fine!

GOD says:
okay!

GOD says:
i give you....

GOD says:
FRANK

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
IERO

GOD says:
FURTER

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCK YOU GOD

GOD says:
come and get it, bitch!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*brings out boxing gloves*

GOD says:
*brings out thunder bolts*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
D:

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
*wears rubber stuff*

GOD says:
yo want a piece of this shit?

GOD says:
*drags out chainsaw*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WTF GOD YOU CHEAT

GOD says:
*cue evil laugh*

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE YOU?!

GOD says:
GOD is almighty

GOD says:
I am a fair god!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
liez!

GOD says:
you use rubber stuff, i have to use something to
destroy the rubber stuff!

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
you brainfuck people!

GOD says:
i have to go

GOD says:
earthquakes to do

GOD says:
you know the drill

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
eh yiming blog about this convo

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
haha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
HAHAHAHA

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
i want to reread

jiahuey [omitthespace.blogspot.com] says:
hahahaha

yi ming. ballroom dancers on a cocaine binge. says:
FUCKING JAKUN LAH

I swear, we are perfectly sane. High-diddly-dee.

Guitarists are so sexy. <3