A thousand burned out yesterdays.

Listening to: 30 Seconds To Mars // Was It A Dream?

A couple of weeks ago, Malaysians were treated to the local equivalent of America's Next Top Model. However, unlike the popular reality series, Malaysian Dreamgirl was aired entirely online and instead of leaving the fates of the aspiring models in the hands of unyielding judges, the public was able to vote for their favourite Dreamgirl.

To be honest, I think allowing the public to vote for their favourite is a stupid idea. What would we know about what the fashion industry wants in a model? My guess is that those testosterone-driven man-beasts merely want to feast their greedy little eyes on "hot" girls.

Note that the word hot was placed in between inverted commas.

Sure, some of them have sparkling personalities and a certain charm to them. But, sorry lah. I'm still human. Sure got people I don't like one right? It's like ANTM all over again!

Ooh! I'm getting tingly all over just thinking about the bitch fights. Claws emerging and fur flying all over. Heh. Fun shiznit.

Anyhow! On to the contestants! I'm practically rubbing my hands in glee just thinking about the witty comments that will come flying across the keyboard.

Adeline

I'm having rather mixed feelings about her. Sure, she's got a pretty face and the height. But, OMG when she opens her freaking mouth! I just feel like stabbing myself with the closest pointy object available. She sounds kinda whiny at times too....Seriously lah. This kind of girl I daaaammmmn beh tahan one.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Alison

To be honest, I really like her. The way she speaks, the way she presents herself. EVERYTHING. Why people so stupid vote her off?! She was one of my favourites. =(
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Cindy

Okay. Here's what I think. Initially, I liked her. She looked hot with long hair. Then, they cut it short. And after watching a couple more episodes, I found out she was a bitch. MEOWR.
She makes the show interesting though. What with her superficiality and two-faced persona. Some more got fake accent one hor! BUT, that's not gonna get her far.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

Eyna

Eyna makes me go, "EYNA? EYNA? Eh? EH? EH?!!!"
Seriously. I don't even know why she's here. Sorry lor. I know I'm mean and all, but she doesn't have the spark. You know? THE SPARK?????? Yeah. I'm being scary now.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

Fiqa

Favourite alert! She's so sweet and cute and sweet! I just feel like dipping her sugary goodness into a cup of coffee and drinking it with crumpets and cakes. And her mixed looks makes her look even more sweeter!
Gosh, that sounded so totally wrong but who cares!
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Hanis

Another one of my favourites! She's so soft-spoken and pretty! She's got like, sex-kitten hair. Haha.
GOSH I'M SO GAY. I don't know why, but I keep thinking she's the type of girl who comes from a rather well-to-do family who doesn't have to do much around the house. I might be wrong, but no one cares! She looks mixed. Is she? Someone reconfirm that with me!
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Jay

She be sizzling! Tall with rich chocolatey skin and dark brown locks and a gorgeous physique. Why on earth does she remind me of an extremely elegant horse?!
It's probably not a good idea to compare her to a farm animal.....Oh oh! A giraffe!
Wait...that's even worse. Horse it is.
Therefore, I label her: A FIERCE HORSE.

Jean

Why you go?!!!! Now, this is a girl who could've won the whole darn thing. I think I sorta fell in love with her accent. Haha. She's got brains, yo! Not like...someone...I'll shut up...
Where was I? Oh yes. She's got brains, yo! And the looks too!
Wasted lah. I commend her for giving this up for her studies and family though.
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Yes, I am perfectly aware that I like nearly everyone. Shut up and let me type.

Nadia

I'm also quite meh about her. First off, she takes FIERCE photos. But, they tend to be a little too fierce sometimes. She looks so much better when she's smiling.
On second thought, smiling makes her look possessed. Stick to being fierce.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Natasha

Er...Natasha ah? I don't know what to say about her. She just doesn't pop out or makes an impression on me. It's like she's just part of the background. NOT COOL. Looks, okay only lah.
Therefore, I label her: HOT MESS.

Ringo

Obviously, I'm already a fan of hers. She has a lot more personality compared to some of the other girls. And I lovelovelove what they did to her hair! Plus, there's this one photo, where she looks like a complete goddess.
Or maybe I'm just biased. Haha.
Therefore, I label her: FIERCE.

Valerie

Valerie is the kind of person who, like Natasha, fades away into the background and is forced to bask in the limelight of other girls. Takde oomph lah. Plus, her photos don't look very flattering. Not the kind of girl I would make a Dreamgirl.
Therefore, I label her: TRANNY.

You're probably thinking right now, "OMG. YOU SO FREAKING MEAN LOR. Label people "tranny" and "hot mess". As if you're that hot?!"

I know! I never said I was hot. I am merely relaying an opinion, so stfu.

I'll try to get Jia Wei's and Gene Harn's tags done ASAP. Lazy lah now.

Have a nice day! :)